Friday morning 10 a.m.

Jan. 30th, 2026 10:21 am
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Friday. Cloudy and sort of snowing. Cold.

Firefly has once again joined me on my lap to celebrate the happy lite and to look out over the long backyard. She even had a taste of my tea. Firefly has previously not liked tea, but Sprite used to demand a drop out of every cup, so it looks like she's found both Sprite and Belle's books.

I slept badly, and have been arguing with myself about whether or not I'm going to eat breakfast. I think I finessed that. Macaroni and cheese is breakfast, right?

Today the taxes take top billing, followed by writing my remarks for my talk next month. After that, we'll see.

How's everybody holding up?

Dictated to my phone


Liaden Read Along

Jan. 29th, 2026 07:49 pm
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For those participating in the Liaden Read-Along, Conflict of Honors has been Introduced, here

Rabbit Hole Thursday Part II

Jan. 29th, 2026 05:46 pm
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And my tablet has arrived. Thank you, Robert of FedEx for ringing the bell, and wishing me a good day. Screen signed and package inside. 11:37 am

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New tablet. OMG so cute!

Of course, I have no idea what I'm doing and I'll need to find a translation for what the icons mean, but I repeat: OMG so cute!

Ahem.

So, after a brief, doting new-parent, delay, dinner is in the oven -- a chicken breast patty with a slice of mozzarella on top, and crushed tomato sauce on top of that, under a tin foil hat in the oven.

Leftover peas for veggies, I think, and maybe a slice of bread.

Yeah, that sounds like lunch...
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Well. Speaking of rabbit holes. I sat down with the Boox, which has made Many Assumptions about how people deal with their devices. I've managed to figure out how to annotate, which is, along with the e-ink tech, what I wanted the thing for, so that's a plus. Having figured it out, I'm not sure how useful it will be, but it's early days.

I increased the font, monkeyed with the refresh rates, got the stylus paired, and a bunch of all those other things that you do when you get a new device. I'm still a little hazy on what the symbols on the navigation bar mean, but I halfway solved that by changing them out for symbols that I recognize.

I'm baffled by the absence of what is to me a recognizable home screen, but there's probably a way to finesse that, too. Later.

The biggest frustration so far is that the on-board manual ain't on-board. It helpfully gives you an address where the document ought to be on the device, but it's not there, and the web download instructions simply make no sense. Oh, and I just tried that address from this machine, and there isn't a manual for the B&W Go-7, which would explain why it can't be downloaded, hey?

Well.

Tomorrow is, they say, another day. However, I really can't play with my new toy all day tomorrow. No, I mean that.

I did a second go-over of the tax questionnaire, but I didn't make my phone call, so that'll have to happen tomorrow.

The cats have been checking in on me. Tali has made it her habit to join me here in the business office after lunch, which is very pleasant. Rook usually checks in a couple times, but he really does love his basket back on Steve's desk. It's funny that Firefly will use the basket on my desk -- last known as Trooper's Basket -- but neither of the new kids use it anymore, though they liked it a lot when Grandpa was still with us.

So, I guess that it's for the day.

Everybody stay safe.

I'll check in tomorrow.


Court summons for Dancing Fox

Jan. 29th, 2026 03:46 pm
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Posted by East Kingdom Gazette

To Our glorious populace of the East Kingdom,

Bjargey Geirr Hrafnsdottir
Bróccín MacIvyr
Delilah (Lily) Meinhardt
Thyra Eiriksdottir

have been compeared, commanded and summoned by precepts of Clare Constat, in liege postie, to the Royal Eastern court of Donovan and Meghanta At Dancing Fox
on February 7th in the Shire of Nordenhalle.

Court reports for Birka

Jan. 29th, 2026 03:33 pm
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Posted by East Kingdom Gazette

Being the Court of Donovan and Meghanta held on January 23, 2026 in the Barony of Stonemarche at A Market Day at Birka

Court Heralds: Aesa Ormstunga, Aloysius Sartore, Andreiko Eferiev, Anéžka Liška z Kolína, Demetrio Antelini da Lucca, Drasma Dragomira, Gavin Kent, Jenna Childersley, Muirenn ingen Ciric, Rodrigo Medina de la Mar, Rosina von Schaffhausen, Yehuda ben Moshe

Reporting Herald: Anéžka Liška z Kolína

FRIDAY COURT

1) Riley of Stonemarche (he/him): Award of Arms.  W: Tessa Martini d’Agostino, C&I: Basil Clarke

2) Skuli Birtingr (He/They): Order of the Silver Rapier. W: Bo of Malagentia, C&I: Leonete D’Angely

3) Frances Hastings (She/They): Order of the Silver Rapier. W: Mat Wyck, C: Camille des Jardins, I: Quentus Quinctilius Mortis

4) Reece of Stonemarche (He/him): Order of the Silver Wheel & AoA. Scroll: Philippa Dyvill

5) Shannon inghean Bhriain uí Dhuilleáin (She/Her/Hers): Order of the Silver Wheel. Scroll: Fiona the Volatile

6) Yvette of Stonemarche (she/her): Award of Arms. Scroll: Caitríona inghean Ui Shíodhacháin

7) Frostulf (Frosty) the Swordsman (He/Him): Order of the Golden Rapier. Scroll: Ciaran ua Meic Thire

8) Muirgius mac Griogair (he/they): Court Barony. W: Fortune Sancte Keyne C&I: Sláine báen Ronán

9) Magnus Morty (He him): Order of the Silver Crescent. Scroll: Katherine Stanhope

10) Matthew des Arden (He/him): Order of the Silver Crescent. Scroll: Anne de Basillon

11) Wolfgang Holzhauer (He/him): Order of the Sagittarius. W: Trian O’Bruadair, C&I: Aaradyn Ghyoot

12) Zoetken Claeys (she/her): Order of the Silver Brooch & AoA. Scroll: Annika Ulfr

13) Bo of Malagentia (he/him): Order of the Silver Brooch. W: Elseby Möröi, C&I: Hugoline the Delicate

14) Elseby Möröi (she/her): Order of the Silver Brooch. W: Trian O’Bruadair, C&I: Camille des Jardins

15) Lessac Rogaczewski (He/Him): Order of the Silver Tyger & AoA. I: Lorita de Siena, W: Vetra Trys Kaukoles, C: Violet Hughes

16) Snorri Óláfsson (He/ Him): Order of the Tygers Combattant. Scroll: Uaine as Ar n-Eilean-ne

Additional business:
•The office of Kingdom Minister of Lists was passed, along with several items and regalia, from Baroness Ellesbeth Donofrey to Baroness Liadan ingen Chineada, and Ellesbeth was thanked for her several years of service.

A private court was opened after the close of evening court, with the following business:

1) Ginevra Chiarina di Martin (She/Her): Award of Arms. W: Theo of Stonemarche, S: Phillipus Tabor

Being the Court of Donovan and Meghanta held on January 24, 2026 in the Barony of Stonemarche at A Market Day at Birka

Court Heralds: Aesa Ormstunga, Aloysius Sartore, Anéžka Liška z Kolína, Gavin Kent, Grim the Skald, Justin du Coeur, Kay Leigh Mac Whyte, Molly Schofield, Muirenn ingen Ciric, Rodrigo Medina de la Mar, Yehuda ben Moshe

Reporting Herald: Anéžka Liška z Kolína

SATURDAY MORNING COURT

1) Azzura Aquati (She/Her): Order of the Silver Rapier. W: Bo of Malagentia C&I: Aurelia Colleoni a’Buccoforno

2) Þorbjorn Grimulfsson (Thorbjorn Grimulfsson) (He/him): Order of the Silver Rapier. W: Trian O’Bruadair C&I: Cwenthryth Wine

3) Florian of the Glen (he/him): Order of the Sagittarius. Scroll: Konstantia Kaloethina

4) Johannes von Braunschweig (he/him): Order of the Silver Crescent. W: Katla Mjoksiglandi, Translation: Yuki & Thorbjorn, Scroll: Sage Elan de Janvier

5) Þórormr Barnakarl (Thorormr) (He/him): Order of the Silver Tyger. Scroll: Amalia Von-Ostrand

6) Douglas Henry (He/Him): Order of the Golden Rapier. Scroll: Orlando Sforza

7) Sage Élan de Janvier (They/them): Order of the Golden Rapier. W: Trian O’Bruadair, C&I: Embla Knuttrdottir

8) Raziya bint Rusa (she/they): Writ for Order of the Pelican. Scroll: Signet Office

Additional business:
•Mistress Barbeta Kyrkeland, outgoing Guildmistress of the Guild of Arachne’s Web, passed the position and the original guild charter to her co-successors, Magnifica Scolastica Capellaria and Baroness Amalie von Hohensee.
•Agnes Marie de Calais was sent to sit vigil for the Laurel.
•Bianca Anguissola was sent to sit vigil for the Pelican.

A private court was opened between morning court and afternoon court, with the following business:

1) Octavia Valeria: Clothier to the Crown. Token only

2) Octavia Valeria: Consort’s Award of Esteem. Token only

SATURDAY EVENING COURT

Court Heralds: Aloysius Sartore, Anéžka Liška z Kolína, Dirk Edward of Frisia, Gavin Kent, Iasynia Moskvina, Justin du Coeur, Liadan ingen Chineada, Muirenn ingen Ciric, Rodrigo Medina de la Mar

Reporting Herald: Anéžka Liška z Kolína

1) Crown’s Youth Champions of Arms: Div I: Grant of Barony of the Bridge, Div II: Avery

2) Isaac of Malagentia (He/Him): Order of the Tyger’s Cub. Scroll: Rhonwen glyn Conwy

3) Kolka Ferretsleeve (he/him): Order of the Silver Wheel & AoA.  W: Bo of Malagentia, C: Diamond Stone, I: Aurelia Colleoni a’Bucoforno

4) Bianca Anguissola (she/her): Order of the Pelican. W: Matthias Grunewald, C&I: Eloise of Coulter

5) Cesare del Cortona, called Chazz the Great (they/he): Order of the Silver Rapier & AoA. Scroll: Malys MacGregor

6) Vaske Ignat (he/him): Award of Arms. W: Trian O’Bruadair, C&I: Úlfarr Gylðir

7) Richard le Hauke (he/him): Order of the Mark. W & C: Mickel von Salm, I: Quentus Quinctilius Mortis

8) Eibhlin Frye (She/her): Order of the Silver Brooch & AoA. W: Lydia Webbe, C&I: Fayette Rothenburg

9) Gwenllyan Goch verch Rhys (She/her): Order of the Silver Brooch & AoA.  W: Lydia Webbe, C&I: Camille des Jardins

10) Stefania Leatherfoot L’Huissier (She/her): Order of the Silver Brooch. W: Bo of Malagentia, C&I: Morwenna O’Hurlihie

11) Agnes Marie de Calais (She/Her): Order of the Laurel. W: Alys Mackyntoich, C&I: Collette d’Avignon

12) Leoric of House MacWard (He/him): Order of Apollo’s Arrow & AoA. Scroll: Altani Khatagidai

13) Drasma Dragomira (She/her): Order of the Silver Crescent. W: Meara MacNeail, C&I: Safiya al’Sayyida

14) Fortune Sancte Keyne (she/her): Order of the Laurel. W: Matthias Grunewald, C&I: Kay Leigh Mac Whyte

Additional business:
•Queen Wu of Northshield shared words with the populace regarding the current situation in her home kingdom and the importance of community.
•Queens Persephene and Ismina of Acre displayed the treaty they and Their Majesties Donovan and Meghanta had signed.
•King Donovan and Padshah Begum Meghanta exchanged gifts with Queen Wu, Prince Axel, and Princess Jacquette of Northshield; Queens Persephene and Ismina of Acre; and Baron Gerhardt and Baroness Amalie of Stonemarche.
•An honored guest from Aethelmearc, Luminaria Salvadore de la Torres, ran the toybox to the delight of the children of the East.
•Those for whom it was their first Royal Progress event were invited forward, and thirteen newcomers came forth and received the gift of a cup from Their Majesties.
•The event stewards, Magnifica Tessa Martini d’Agostino and Dame Fionnghualla inghen Mhic Cealleigh, were thanked for their work, and made announcements regarding the remainder of the event.

Rabbit Hole Thursday

Jan. 29th, 2026 11:17 am
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This never happens

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Thursday. Sunny and cold.

Firefly came to join my in the comfy chair this morning, and spent some time gazing up into my face, and kneading, and rubbing her cheek on my hand, and offering her chin and belly for rubs. She's never this demonstrative. After she had expressed her devotion, she curled up on my lap and went to sleep, which, yes, also never happens. She'll sleep next to me on the couch or on the bed, but she hasn't been a lap-sitter.

Needless to say, I spent an extended time in the chair, thinking thoughts, and trying just to Breathe. It was nice. She did finally stretch and jumped down, with a very high tail, and we both got something to eat.

Before I forget: Chocolate tea is much improved by a dash of half-and-half, but I think it will not become a favorite with me.

Today, I am on FedEx Watch. They're being cagey, and will only say that the package is on a truck and will be delivered "today." They usually come by between 11 and noon -- in fact, yesterday's note was left at 11:11, so -- fingers crossed. I don't, of course, dare to go into the back of the house or downstairs, but it's not like I don't have things to do.

. . . like go down the rabbit hole of new Motorola phones, because I have never bonded with the free Pixel 9 Pro. I mean, it's a phone, and it does the phone-like things that I need done. It weighs too much, and it gulps down battery power like a chimp with a crate of bananas, but apparently all the new phones are power-hogs, and Seven! Days! Between! Charges! is a thing of the oh-so-long-ago.

I was briefly tempted by the Moto G Power, but -- yanno, the Pixel works, and whatever it did yesterday to produce that spark of "Yanno? You can be replaced." has already faded.

So, late getting started here at the Cat Farm and Confusion Factory -- call it half a writer's day off. I do very much need to call the CPA, and work on my talk for the Waterville Public Library in a couple weeks. And play with my new tablet if/when it arrives.

Realsoonnow, I'm going to have to start doing my read of the WIP, but that can wait another day or two. I also need to put some serious thought into how I expect to stay solvent after this contract is finished -- that was one of the subjects Firefly and I touched on. She likes this house, as I do, and wanted to make sure I wasn't thinking about moving. I'm not. I mean, yeah, it's too big for one old woman and three cats, because ghosts don't take up that much room, but the reasons for the house -- this house (all on one level, in town, near shopping, the cats' vet, and the not-exactly-a-hospital) -- are still good. Plus the ghosts. Steve put a lot of care into making this a Lee-and-Miller History House.

So, that's where I am at mid-morning.

How's everybody doing?

More morning pics:


Anything Can Happen Day

Jan. 28th, 2026 06:25 pm
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Wednesday. Sunny and cold. Minus three F when I got up. Minus 1 as I sit here in the comfy chair in my office overlooking the Long Back Yard with Tali on my lap, taking full advantage of the electric blanket.

FedEx seems quite sure that my package, which even it acknowledges I have to sign for, will be delivered tomorrow.  I have no less than three emails in my inbox assuring me that this is the case.  So! That means today I'll be going to the grocery and the post office and do another errands out in the world, after it gets a little warmer.

Breakfast, when I get around to it, will be oatmeal with something. I still have chocolate chips, I think and I certainly have almond butter.

Right now I'm drinking a cup of chocolate tea, which is interesting, but probably needs milk. Well, I'm going to the grocery today. I'll pick up some creamer. The possession of tea infusers has widened my horizons considerably.

I'm feeling a bit less oppressed today which is a good thing. This is usually the result of taming piles, so well done, me.

I think that's all I've got.

How's everybody holding up?


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All righty, then!

Breakfast et, first load of laundry drying, email answered, some phone calls made -- haircut, annual check-up appointment for Firefly, PT -- blinds ordered.

Time to put on my boots and go do some errands in the sunny 17F-feels-like-6F day.
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So, FedEx, which swore three times in my email that it would be delivering my package tomorrow, Thursday, February 29, so I arranged to go out today so I could be home tomorrow to receive and sign for that package?

Yep, came home to find a note on my door from FedEx: "Sorry we missed you!"

A company that can't even keep track of its own schedule is ... useless. As I explained at length to poor Muhammed, who won my phone call.

The theory is that they will try again tomorrow. I just hope nobody decides to use the package for a football in the meantime.

Here have a portrait of the snowbank along my driveway.  Subaru provided for scale.


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Well, except for the paperwork I haven't gotten yet, I think I'm finished the tax questionnaire. I still need to double/triple check, get hold of the Actual Accountant who will be working with this form, and then input everything into the Blessed Portal, but for values of having gathered all the information, I'm done.

February has somehow become completely full with appointments for me and the cats, which is -- kind of astonishing.

In other news, I thought I'd gotten off easy yesterday what with SnowJoeing the deck. May I just say -- Ow? Back, arm, knees, shoulder, wrists and hands.

I have achieved an item for my When It Gets Warm Enough to Walk Up and Down on the Earth List -- I wanna take an alpaca for a walk, and it turns out that I can do that right up in Unity.

I've had Tali with me all afternoon. Rook was holding down Steve's office for most of the day, but just recently came in to quiz me on my progress with the taxes before he took over my chair in the dining room. Firefly . . . Firefly has apparently been reading Belle's Book. She located the heated and often-sunny bottom shelf in the built-in bookcase that Belle used to favor and has been tucked in very contentedly napping since just before lunch.

I b'lieve that the last load of towels has just finished drying, which means the only laundry left to do -- tomorrow! -- will be the cat blankets. Progress, so they tell me.

Everybody have a good evening. Stay safe.

I'll check in tomorrow.

 


Terminology [curr ev]

Jan. 28th, 2026 03:33 am
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Overheard on Reddit, u/Itsyademonboi:
Sorry, Nazis are from Germany under Adolf Hitler, what we have here is Sparkling Fascists.

Would you find me in the stars?

Jan. 27th, 2026 07:15 pm
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Business First!

1 Today is the Book Day for the Diviner's Bow mass market edition! Those who prefer this format may purchase from their favorite vendor, and we here at the Cat Farm and Confusion Factory thank you very much!

2 eARC consumers! A Liaden Universe® Contellation Volume 6 is now available from Baen

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Yesterday's big event was the arrival of my socks, the culmination of a month-long tour of New England:

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Tuesday. Sunny and cold. Sitting in the comfy chair in my office with the happy light looking out over the long backyard, where Snow Devils are dancing in the Sun.

In my quest for rest, I've been going back to bed after I wake up at 5:00 or 6:00 instead of going to work, and sleeping for another hour or so. I did that this morning, so I'm late getting the day going.

Checking the mail, I see that B&H thinks my new tablet will be here tomorrow. That will be exciting.

Aside from the Gala Celebrations for the release of the mass-market edition of Diviner's Bow, I'll be cleaning up the piles as I've been swearing to do for 3 days and looking at the taxes. I'm probably calling the CPA.

An arduous day.

How's everybody doing today?

Firefly was helping me keep an eye on the Snow Devils.

Dictated to my phone
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Wow, it got late. I guess you'll either rest voluntarily or rest will come for you.

For those curious about the alpaca socks -- I'm never taking them off again. They are soft, they are warm, they are (bearing in mind that I am a Sock Person and not a Socks are the Devil's Work Person) -- comforting.

They are pricey at full-price, so yay! after-Christmas local shopping for the win.

I need to strip the bed and start a load of laundry -- any laundry at this point, and then I'll get with the piles (yes, yes, I keep saying this). Lunch will be canned salmon, veggie, and rice stirfry, Because I Can.

. . . I think I may need some rock 'n roll music to motivate me. And a glass of cold tea.

Onward.
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Aaand, I stoopidly corrected my email address with an organization where I was chief babysitter for a while, and now my inbox is ... annoying.

. . .

Let's go with annoying.

The SnowJoe is still charged, so the battery doesn't have to come out to be charged. Which means I have time to acquire a C-clamp, which I thought I had at least three, but I can't find them, and the crescent wrench won't open wide enough, nor the groove pliers, and as the problem is hand-strength, tongs is not my tool. I have to depress a button on each side of the battery while simultaneously pulling the battery off of its prongs. And Joe isn't heavy enough, even with my foot on him, to serve as a counterweight.

I did not, I'll note, have this difficulty last year.

Getting old sucks. You heard it here first.

I don't like to leave the battery in Joe, but I guess that's gonna hafta be how we go.

Lunch will be now, and I do believe it will include a rum 'n coke.

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Stirfry turned out great. I used some orange marmalade in my stirfry sauce. Also -- no rum 'n coke. A little while ago, a friend gave me a bottle of Barefoot Boy blueberry wine, which announces on the label that it! is! sweet! It's also very light -- 7.5% -- and? if you mix it into Sanpellegrino Limonata? makes a really nice drink.

And I? only have one more pile to bring under my dominion.
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Note to self: Do not listen to "Run away to Mars" ever again.

Still working on beating the last pile into submission.

In reviewing my email from B&H Photography, I note that my tablet is supposed to be reaching me tomorrow through the agency of FedEx, so I'm glad I didn't put any money on that proposition. The original prediction was that it would be here on Thursday, which is fine. The only thing that makes any of this tricky is that -- in B&H's worldview, anyway -- I have to sign for the package, and in order to do that, I need to be home.

I say the above with a certain amount of irony. The last time I remember us being told that someone would have to sign for a package was when we had ordered our Edge phones. I was due at radiation and Steve had been driving me, but I assured him that I could drive myself (which I did, so -- not forsworn, and we will skate lightly over the dicey bits) while he waited for the package.

Which! -- You're ahead of me, aren't you? -- The FedEx guy blithely left on the steps, and wandered away without even ringing the bell, which is where I found them when I came home.

. . . I wonder if there's a horror anthology in FedEx stories?
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In housekeeping news, helpful helpers are helping

Today's blog post title brought to you by the self-same "Run Away to Mars," from Talk


First poem of 2026!

Jan. 26th, 2026 07:18 pm
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Yep, I'm following up right on the heels of yesterday's first story of the year with today's first poem of the year! "Dulle Griet Stages a New Assault" is out now in Strange Horizons -- and because they decided to make it part of their "Criticism" issue, and my poem is ekphrastic commentary on a painting, it comes with a brief essay from yours truly!

(originally posted at Swan Tower: https://is.gd/iwWcto)

Weather or not...

Jan. 26th, 2026 01:09 pm
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The Long Back Yard


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Monday. Snowy and cold. Swept the snow off the front steps so I could open the door. About 7 in of really light fluffy stuff so we're fortunate it's so cold.

I am presently in the comfy chair in my office which doubles as my pillow fort, watching the snow fall with the happy light on, drinking my tea and eating a blueberry breakfast bar.

Pretty soon I'll start in to finish proofreading the page proofs and then I can get going with my day.

How's everybody doing?

Dictated to my phone
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Page proofs are done. I still need to get together a list of errors, and send it to Baen, but that can wait a minute.

Did PT homework, ably assisted by Firefly, who tells me that she's Scared. I told her that I'm Scared, too, but that I'm going to do the best I can to keep her and the other kids safe, as long as I can.

Swept the front steps again, to clear the door -- it looks like we're up to 10 inches on the ground here at the Confusion Factory. The plowguy came by around 9:30/10 last night to clear the drive to that point, but he didn't do the steps -- an observation, not a complaint -- so that's where I've been taking my readings.

The city plows were running the road last night, even after I went to bed, around 10:30. I think I've only heard one team go by this morning. The road looks sanded, none of the (very few) vehicles that have been past seem to be having any trouble. I'm not up on whether we're expecting sleet to finish this off, but we're not supposed to see the end of the storm until early tomorrow morning.

I believe my Plan going forward into the day is to clean up the piles I did not get to yesterday, do my duty the cats, warm up something for lunch -- oh, there's soup. Good deal. -- then start in on making my list of corrections. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to face the taxes again, but -- I just can't at the moment.

And that's the more-or-less midday report from Central Maine.


First story of 2026!

Jan. 25th, 2026 11:01 am
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Sunday Morning Transport is making all of its January stories free to read, and that includes my latest piece: "The Final Voyage of the Ouranos"!

If you're getting Mary Celeste vibes off it, you're not wrong; the genesis of this story was entirely me going "oooh, I want to do something kinda like that." (It is not, however, a retelling of that specific incident.) The setting of my previous SMT story, "The Poison Gardener", struck me as the ideal place for such a narrative, and the editor, Fran Wilde, snapped it right up!

Stormy Weather

Jan. 24th, 2026 06:48 pm
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The Long Back Yard

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Saturday. Sunny and bright and just as cold as you can want. Minus one now as I sit in the window under my heated blanket. Minus five when I got up.

I am dressed for success today in heavy sweatpants and Steve's red wool drover shirt and alpaca socks.

Breakfast was potatoes fried with onions and a side of cottage cheese. Speaking of things I need to remember, I need to remember that I really don't like Daisy cottage cheese. It's not them. It's me. WAY too creamy.

I'm intending to make black bean soup or black bean chili or something soupish for lunch today. It'll work out.

Speaking of alpaca socks! Right after Christmas, I ordered a bunch of alpaca socks from a local business and apparently hit the wrong button, saying that I would pick them up. A couple weeks went by and they called and said when are you picking up your socks? and I made arrangements to have them mailed to me which they have been. Their trail has gone from Lincolnville to Belfast to Nashua, and now they're expected by the post office to arrive. Oh Monday. Quite an adventure for a bag of socks.

Today's plan is to read Page proofs this morning, make soup, and do some taxes.

I'm looking for ways to get some rest in between all of this because I really need some rest right now but it's not being easy. Well, the snowstorm may actually help with that goal.

How's everybody doing this morning ?

Dictated to my phone
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Soup's On

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Moving right along. Biscuit baking to have with the soup -- which is kind of a black bean, mushroom, veggie, sausage thingy with a crushed tomato/veggie broth base. Smells yummy. And yes, there are going to be leftovers.

My duty to the cats has been performed. I signed up for two "courses" from the local Adult Ed -- a couple-hour Zoom discussion of Maine's Death with Dignity law, in March, and a three-hour (yeah, yeah) cruise of Messalonskee Lake, in mid-July.

After lunch, I'll stare at the taxes for awhile. This morning, the cats and I proofread two short stories from LUC6, and may I just say that "The Last Train to Clarkesville," turned out really well.

What's for lunch at your house?
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Rookie had some after-lunch advice to give me.
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And that? Is enough fun for one day.

The tax paperwork is a zoo. For last year, Steve of course was TAXPAYER, but this year, I'm TAXPAYER, which the CPA has already gotten wrong once. I foresee a serious boondoggle, if I try to use their damned online form.

Well. Another phone call in my future.

In any wise -- Everybody have a good evening. Stay safe.

I'll check in tomorrow.

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Addendum:

And I see the weatherbeans have adjusted the timing and upped the stakes of the incoming storm. Now predicted to start tomorrow evening and go through to the early hours of Tuesday, 10-18 inches for a projected total, though it looks to me that we're still looking for 10ish inches.

Which is enough, really.

Still calling for Pretty Dern Cold tomorrow, after minus 10 on the overnight.

Tomorrow may be a pillow fort day, after I cope with the various piles. Might be I'll bring the page proofs with me into the fort and finish those. At least that's a task I feel like I have a firm handle on, and which won't cause me headache inducing amounts of angst.

Well. Plenty of angst to go around. The snowmen apparently came into Maine with a quota, if not an actual shopping list. They aim to disappear 1,400 people, and they've taken to threatening observers -- following one woman home, pulled a vehicle across the bottom of the street, another at the top, and a third at the curb, rang her bell and said, "We just want you know that we know where you live."

Stopped another guy who was following a car, and told him he was "impeding" them and that they were delivering his first and only warning. If he "impeded" them again, he would be arrested.

And, because the Portland Police Chief was mean, and said they weren't behaving like real Officers of the Law, they took 50 or so people they had stolen off the streets and stashed in the Cumberland County Jail out of the Cumberland County Jail and I'm not finding that anyone knows where they are now.

Not to mention the random killing of folks in Minnesota.

They're trying to start a war, just like the bully in the schoolyard, pushing you and pushing you and pushing you until you break and launch into a fight you can't win.

God, I hate this timeline.

I do believe I'll serve up Coon Cat Happy Hour, and have a glass of wine.

 


Ice storm advice [meteo]

Jan. 23rd, 2026 11:11 pm
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For those of you in the parts of the US for whom an ice storm is predicted and who have no idea of what that is except that it means it will be cold:

1) If you have an ice scraper to clean the ice off your car, have it inside with you, not in the car. Because at a sufficient level of ice coating, leaving your ice scraper in the car is like leaving your car keys in the car.

1a) Honestly, at a certain level of ice coating, it's more like having one's car coated in concrete, and you shouldn't waste your energy and body warmth whaling futilely at it. One of the failure modes is you succeed in getting the ice off but take the windshield with it.

2) You probably associate winter storms and coldness with grey-overcast skies and darkness. But once it is done coming down, often the arctic winds that drove the storm will blow the clouds away, the skies clear and the sun will come up. I cannot begin to describe how bright it gets when the sun is shining and the whole world is made of glass. If you packed your sunglasses away for the winter, go get them out. If you store them in your glove compartment of your car, again, maybe go get them and have them inside with you so you can see what you're doing when you are trying to get the ice off the car.

3) All that said, maybe just don't be worrying about leaving home. A fundamental clue is that an ice storm is not done when the storm is done raging. For as long as there's a thick glaze of ice on everything, the crisis is not over. Your life experience has given you an intuition of physics that says ice forms where water pools and is therefore mostly something flat. But in an ice storm, you get ice coating absolutely everything including sloped and vertical surfaces. YouTube is willing to show you endless videos of people attempting and failing to walk up quite gentle slopes covered with ice and cars slowly and majestically sliding down hills. Driving and walking can be unbelievably dangerous after an ice storm. Try to ride it out by sheltering in place and don't try to go out in it if you can at all avoid it. Remember, it's not about how good a driver you are, it's about how good a driver everybody else on the road isn't.

4) Snow and ice falling off buildings can kill you. Yes, I know snow looks fluffy, but it is made of water and can compact to be quite solid and if it attains free fall it can build up quite a bit of momentum. Icicles are basically spears. If you endeavor to try to knock snow or ice off from a roof or other high structure, be real careful how you position yourself relative to it.

5) Now and until this is over is absolutely not the time to do anything that entails any unnecessary risk. Any activity that is at all discretionary that has even a remote likelihood of occasioning an ER trip is to be avoided. Boredom, I know, makes people find their own fun. Resist the urge.

Liaden Read Along

Jan. 23rd, 2026 07:44 pm
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For those interested in the Liaden Read-along -- The Summing Up of Agent of Change has been posted.

There's a man with a gun over there

Jan. 23rd, 2026 06:24 pm
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Sarah came, she cleaned, she left. The cats all came back to Steve's office with me, and we read the first 50ish pages of LUC6.

My duty to the cats has been performed. The oven is heating for lunch.

After, I'll work on the taxes for awhile. I'm not sure if everybody is being Very Diligent about their 1099s this year, or if I'm in a time-slip. Or, yanno -- both. In any case, those columns of numbers ain't adding themselves.

This year the CPA had opted to go Electronic Only for its fact-finding questionnaire, and I hate it with a Deep and Abiding Hatred, leavened with Frustration. Also, the upcoming snow event is weighing on my mind. I think I may not be ready for a blizzard. And February lies before me. I'm not particularly sanguine about February this year.

Also, yanno, ICE is in Maine doing its damnedest to make the False Narrative that we are a hellscape of crime and brutality into reality.

*raises hand*

May I fast forward to April 25, please?

No, didn't think so.

How's everybody doing at midday, Eastern?
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So, I called the CPA and the poor young person who answered the phone had to tell me that, nope, I can't download the questionnaire until it's filled out, adding that she is compiling A List for the people who market this program to CPA firms, because I am not the first one of their clients to have blown a gasket.

The solution was to go to the office -- which, thank ghod, is only ten minutes away -- to pick up a paper copy to work from. I have done this.  I have also, hopefully, provided the necessary encouragement to change the name on the account to Sharon Lee, as today was the third time I was asked if the account might be under another name.  I was Not Nice.  "Why," I said, "maybe it's under my dead husband's name?"  And, yep, that's where it was.

On the way home, I picked up a chocolate milkshake. With whipped cream.

I am now going to go drink said milkshake and then make several copies of the paper form.

Technology. It will make everything easier.

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In all, this has been . . . a trying day. I'm exhausted. Did get some things accomplished in a taxward direction. It just seems so unfair that you have to do all this work only to have to write a check at the end of it. Yes, yes, I know -- some people get money back on their taxes. That? Has not been my reality for a Very Long Time.

Poor Rookie is starving.  Happy Hour is days late and he has Composed a Poem regarding this tragedy, which he is shouting non-stop from all corners of the house -- testing the acoustics, I guess. The girls are occupying various High Places well out of the Poet's way.

I briefly thought about hiding under the bed, but then I remembered that I have a Captain's Bed, so that's out.

Tomorrow will be more of the same, and the day after that, as well. I do find that some places are stating that they'll issue the damned 1099s on January 31 and not one minute earlier, so that's good to know, and I can't for the life of me remember what I did about BN; as in, if I closed that account entirely. I can't seem to get into my publisher account there. OTOH, they did sent me $150 last year.

I need to remember to write things down. And then I need to remember where I wrote them down.

It may be I'm losing this whole Going it Alone Thing by Slow Attrition rather than A Bolt from the Blue.

And on that cheerful thought, I bid everyone goodnight.

Be careful, stay safe. I'll check in tomorrow.

Today's blog post title brought to you by Buffalo Springfield, who first sang it in 1966. "For What It's Worth."


Catching up and getting behinder

Jan. 23rd, 2026 08:47 am
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Summing up:  Many many people have applied for the beta reader slots.  I can't possibly accommodate everyone -- it's me, not you -- but I am truly amazed and honored by the outpouring of generous offers of help.  Even more are the little catch-up  notes some folks have included.  I love you all.  Thank you.

Because the Universe is aria performed by Chaos, yesterday afternoon the page proofs for Liaden Universe Constellation No. 6 landed, sending all my happy thoughts of glass art and gathering up the tax documentation in a non-crazy kind of way out the door.  I did, however, bake a loaf of bread.  Damn, that's good.

This?  Catches us up to Friday morning

Sunny and chillier than yesterday. The 'beans have been moving the /f/u/r/n/i/t/u/r/e atmospherics around to achieve a more favorable feng shui. We're still looking for colder'n a frog's ear starting tomorrow, but the snow has been shoved over to Sunday/Monday, with a forecasted accumulation of 8-13 inches.

PT may not happen on Monday. I think I'm OK foodwise for the cats and myself. The generator light is showing green, and I've got plenty of blankets to snuggle under while I sit in the window and read page proofs.

Breakfast for those keeping count was fresh-made bread-n-butter. Because I am an adult.

Sarah's due in realsoonnow to defur the joint, which will be much appreciated. I need to make some hot tea for my thermos and another mug, and then I'll be heading back to Steve's office to!

Yep. Read page proofs.

How's everybody doing this morning? Weather, much?


Books read in 2026

Jan. 23rd, 2026 08:34 am
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5   *Carpe Diem ((Liaden Universe® #3), Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
4   *Conflict of Honors (Liaden Universe® #2), Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
3   *Agent of Change (Liaden Universe® #1), Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
2   A Gentleman in Possession of Secrets (Lord Julian #10), Grace Burrowes (e)
1   Spilling the Tea in Gretna Green, Linzi Day (e)

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*I'm doing a straight-through series read in publication order


New Worlds: Omphalos and Axis Mundi

Jan. 23rd, 2026 09:08 am
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When Jules Verne wrote Journey to the Center of the Earth, he was thinking in terms of a hollow planet. There's another sense in which we can think about the center of the earth, though -- a more spiritual one.

We can approach this in two dimensions. Horizontally, the center of the world can be called the omphalos, from the Greek word for "navel." The Greeks had a myth that Zeus loosed two eagles from the opposite ends of the earth which, flying at equal speed, crossed each other's paths at Delphi, thereby proving it to be the precise middle of existence. A stone sculpture there -- the original of which may now be in the museum at Delphi, or that may be a later replica -- served as a sacred object to mark the spot.

I should note in passing that this idea can also be executed on a smaller scale than the whole world. The Roman Forum contained the Umbilicus Urbis or "navel of the city," the reference point for measuring all distances to Rome; Charing Cross has served the same function for London since the nineteenth century. That's a very pragmatic purpose, but not incompatible with a spiritual dimension: the Umbilicus Urbis may also have been the above-ground portion of a subterranean site called the Mundus or "world," which was a gateway to the underworld.

Which brings us to the (sort of) vertical dimension. Axis mundi as a term was coined for astronomical purposes, but it's been extended as a catch-all for describing a widespread religious concept, which is the connection point between different spiritual realms.

An axis mundi can take any form, but a few are noteworthy for cropping up all around the globe. One of the most common is the world tree, whose roots extend into the underworld and whose branches reach into the heavens. The exact type of tree, of course, depends on the local environment: the Norse Yggdrasil, one of the most well-known examples, is usually said to be an ash (though some theorists hold out for yew), while the Maya saw theirs as a ceiba, and in northern Asia it might be a birch or a larch. Depending on how flexible you want to be with the concept, you might see as a world tree anything that connects to at least one other realm, like the oak at Dodona whose roots supposedly touched Tartarus, without a corresponding link upward.

Mountains are the other big motif. Olympus, Kailash, Qaf, and Meru are all singular and stand-out examples, but anywhere there are impressive mountains, people have tended to think of them as bridges between different spiritual realms. They more obviously connect to the heavens than the underworld, but especially if there are caves, their linkage can extend in both directions.

Approach it broadly enough, though, and an axis mundi can be basically anything vertical enough to suggest that it transcends our mortal plane. The folktale of Jack and the Beanstalk? It may not be sacred, but that beanstalk certainly carried Jack to a different realm. The Tower of Babel? God imposed linguistic differences to stop humans from building it up to the sky. Even smoke can be an ephemeral axis mundi: ancient Mesoamericans, burning the bark paper soaked with blood from their voluntary offerings, are said to have seen the smoke as forging a temporary connection to the heavens above and the deities who dwelt there.

These two concepts, omphalos and axis mundi, are not wholly separate. While the latter term can apply to anything that connects the realms, like a pillar of smoke, a really orthodox axis mundi -- the axis mundi, the fundamental point where many worlds meet -- is often conceived of as standing at the center of the universe, i.e. at the omphalos. (In a spiritual sense, if not a geographical one.) It's the nail joining them together, the pivot point around which everything turns.

And it does occasionally crop up in fiction. In Stephen King's Dark Tower series, the eponymous tower toward which Roland quests is a canonical axis mundi, linking many realities together. That actually makes the conclusion of his quest a difficult narrative challenge . . . because how do you depict the literal center of the cosmos in a way that's going to live up to its significance? (Without going into spoilers, I'll say that King provides two answers to that question. Many readers find both of them unsatisfying, but to my mind, they are just about the only way you can answer it. Neither one, of course, is a conventional denouement.)

Even without journeying to the fundamental center of creation, however, I think there's unused room for this concept in fantasy. Plenty of stories send their characters between planes of existence via some kind of gateway or portal: an arch, a ring of standing stones, or something else in that vein. I want more beanstalks! Maybe not literally a humble crop plant on steroids, but more vertical transitions, where you feel the effort of the characters climbing up or down to reach a heavenly realm, the underworld, or an alternate reality -- one that, by the climbing, is implied to exist in a certain spatial relationship with ordinary reality. Make them go on a long journey to reach that point of connection, or undergo more effort than a bit of chanting to create a structure imbued with the capacity to carry them across those boundaries.

Ironically, this is a place where science fiction sometimes winds up preserving more of a folkloric feeling than its sibling genre does. Space elevators are absolutely an axis mundi rendered in literal, mundane terms -- complete with placement at the center of the world, since the lower end of the cable would need to be near the equator for the physics to work. Mind you, a space elevator doesn't extend into the underworld (. . . not unless somebody writes that story; please do!), but as we saw above, sometimes the concept is applied to one-sided connections. It's close enough for me!

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(originally posted at Swan Tower: https://is.gd/bzQCUD)
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On my latest “Looking Back on Genre History” segment on the StarShipSofa podcast (Episode 774), I discuss four recent works about science fiction that are perfect for your 2026 "To Be Read" list.

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